"spoogy" & "greasy spooning"

So, over several weekends, we (the Okanagan foursome, Cory, Shannon, Bilbo & I) have decided that the English language just isn't comprehensive enough. In fact, there are distinct deficiencies, and we decided that new words were needed to accurately express several concepts. It all started with "Greasy Spooning"....

The conversation was actually about where to go for breakfast. It was decided that as a hangover cure was needed, and there is no Dutch Panacoke House in Salmon Arm (and hence, no de Boers Panacoke, the ultimate in hangover remedies), we'd hit the local diner - a.k.a. the greasy spoon. "Well then," someone exclaimed, "I guess we're Greasy Spooning!" My response? "That sounds dirty!" Yup, it really does. So, a new term was born!

greasy spooning v.1. to eat at a diner or other greasy spoon. 2. to spoon with someone, while extremely sweaty or greasy. 3. slang term for slippery greasy monkey sex. (or thereabouts).

However, our lexicon enhancing didn't stop there. Nope, not at all! Did you know that "spooge" can also be used as an adjective or adverb? As in "Eeewwww that looks spoogy!" or, as an exclamation of pretty much anything "Spoogy!!" Also, "spoogalicious" ads a new dimension to the realm of compliments(?).

I'll keep you all posted on any other new terms and phrases you ought to know about - don't worry!