Arrrr matey!

Ever wanted to be a pirate? You get to talk in strange jargon, call people "wench" and "matey" without getting hit, drink "grog", and wear an eye patch - sounds like a party to me! Well seems like the first step on the road to pirate-hood is getting a good, red-blooded pirate name. Check out the link on the side bar and you'll get yourself hooked up.

Stay tuned for step two: an introduction to speaking "Pirate".

Arrrr!